Monday, November 26, 2012

DVD and Blu Releases for Tuesday November 27th and Friday November 30th



Here are your DVD and Blu Ray releases for Tuesday November 27th:

Paranorman, Lawless, Step Up Revolution, The Day, The Appartion, 6 Degrees of Hell, Luck (Season 1), Cagney and Lacey (The Complete Series)**, Transformers Prime (Season 2)*

And for Friday November 30th:

Men in Black 3, Men in Black 3 3D*, Men in Black Trilogy*, Sparkle

*Blu Ray only
**DVD only

Lenny Kravitz to play Marvin Gaye in upcoming biopic




     Hmmmm.  Interesting.
     While known mostly for his music career, Lenny Kravitz has had some small roles.  Most recently he was in The Hunger Games as Cinna and also had a minor part in Precious.  However, he's never had a starring role in a film.
     Until now.
     According to "Deadline" Kravitz has signed on to play one of the most influential soul singers of the 60s, 70s, and early 80s--Mr. Marvin Gaye.  The film will focus mainly on "the time Gaye spent in London in the early 1980s, when the soul singer attempted to get his addictions under control and career back on track with the help of British music promoter Freddy Cousaert."
     While the time frame the film focuses on will probably make for great drama, I'm a little disappointed that Gaye's life in the 60s and 70s will be neglected.  Gaye was one of the most influential people in Motown Records and had a ton of hits like "How Sweet it is to be Loved by You" and "I Heard it Through the Grapevine."
     While I have no issue with Kravitz being cast in the role (I think he could be great) I do take issue that the film will be helmed by Julien Temple.  After all this is the man who brought us Earth Girls Are Easy.  Yikes.  (Although I will admit that Geena Davis is smoking hot in that film.)
     This isn't the first time a Marvin Gaye biopic has been broached.  Most notably director F. Gary Gray* tried to generate one in 2008.  Unfortunately, he had too many issues trying to get the movie rights and dropped the project.
     Production on the as yet untitled Marvin Gaye biopic is set to begin next year.

*Gray is now working on another music biopic about the rap group NWA called Straight Out of Compton. 

Director Zack Snyder dishes on what to expect from "Man of Steel"



     While my favorite superhero has always been and will always be Batman, Superman definitely is my number two.  I have fond childhood memories of watching Christopher Reeve play the Last Son of Krypton in the 80s.  I also have bad memories of the derivative and boring Superman Returns. 
     That being said, I have high hopes for next year's Man of Steel.  With actors like Kevin Costner, Diane Lane, Russell Crowe, Henry Cavill, and Michael Shannon involved I find it hard to believe that this film will disappoint.  Couple that with the fact that Dark Knight guru Christopher Nolan is involved and you've got a recipe for success. 
     Up until now we've heard virtually zero about what to expect from Man of Steel.  However, recently director Zack Synder sat down with the New York Times to dish about the upcoming reboot of the franchise and what he had to say was interesting.  Snyder says he approached this film "as though there's never been a Superman film before" while still "respecting the canon and mythology" of the hero.  Snyder also reveals that Superman is extremely grounded in reality, as much as a movie about an alien who has super powers can be, and he attributes that mostly to Christopher Nolan.  "There's a logic and concreteness that has to exist with Chris.  You can't just do stuff because it's cool.  He demands that there be story and character behind all of it, which I'm a big fan of."  Snyder goes on to state that he approached this film as if it is just one film without any lead in for sequels.  However, he does hedge his bets regarding the Justice League movie (scheduled for 2015) and implies that this version of Superman will fly his way into the DC version of The Avengers. 
     I have to say I'm bolstered by Snyder's comments.  I'm all about grounding superhero films in reality and making them grittier, if only because it appeals to a wider audience.  There's only so much suspension of disbelief one can engage in after all.  I also like the approach of acting like there's never been a Superman movie made before.  If you get too caught up in the past, you end up chasing ghosts and creating pale imitations such as Superman Returns.  I respect that Snyder wants this story to stand on its own merit and be his movie, whether it's good or bad.  Although I will admit I had hoped that they'd include John Williams score again.  Oh well.
     Hopefully, the full trailer that debuts before The Hobbit in a few weeks will give us some more plot details.
     Man of Steel opens June 14, 2013.

Review: Men in Black III


Plot:  After ten years away from the big screen,  Agents J (Will Smith) and K (Tommy Lee Jones) are back in Earth protecting, alien eliminating action.  In the latest installment of the MIB franchise, a vicious alien named Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) escapes from a maximum security prison on the moon and targets K for elimination.  Without warning K's complete existence is totally erased from everyone's memory--except Agent J.  In order to save his partner, stop Boris, and restore the timeline, J must time jump to 1969.  There he encounters a NYC landscape enmeshed in cultural upheaval and a younger version of K (Josh Brolin).  Together the two pair up in a desperate gambit to (once again) save the Earth.

Review:  I don't think I'm overstating the obvious when I say that Men in Black 2 was colossal failure.  From top to bottom (production value, direction, story, action, acting) the film stunk more than the Grinch's Jockey shorts.  So when I heard Columbia pictures was moving forward with a third edition, I was less than thrilled.  Compound that with the fact that production was suspended for 6 months while the script was finished and that Tommy Lee Jones gave some very candid interviews about how he had no idea what the film was about, and you can understand why I thought MIB3 was doomed to failure.
     I was pleasantly surprised to find out that I was wrong.
     MIB3 is a humorous, action packed, sci-fi romp that boasts a stellar performance from Josh Brolin and recaptures the spirit and fun of the original.
     What makes MIB3 so entertaining is that it focuses on the chemistry between K and J, something that was severely lacking in the last film.  The two character's (and actor's) personalities are so disparate that at first you wouldn't expect it to work, but some how it does.  K and J have become like an old married couple that bickers, often times with hilarious consequences.  (One of the early scenes in a Chinese restaurant is particularly good.)  Yet underneath it all you know that the two men care for each other deeply.  In fact, as the climax reveals, the two have a deeper connection than J ever suspected. 
     I have to give credit to director Barry Sonnefeld and screenwriter Etan Cohen for keeping the focus on Agents J and K.  The last film came across as a quick sequel cash grab, a half-assed effort that showed.  Yet in this film, you could tell that Sonnefeld desperately cared about making a quality film that the fans could enjoy.  I'm happy to say he succeeded.  Cohen's script contains plenty of excellent actions moments such as the opening escape scene from the moon and the final confrontation at Cape Canaveral.  However there are plenty of small humorous scenes, such as the meeting between J and Andy Warhol (Bill Hader), that provide a nice balance to the rest of the film.  Moreover, MIB3 sports an excellent villain in Boris the Animal.  Jemaine Clement gives a spectacular performance, complete with googly dark eyes and razor sharp teeth that make him particularly terrifying.  Plus there's always a strong appeal for time travel films and what better place to go than NYC in the 60s.  FYI--the aliens really reflect the time frame as well.
     What also adds flavor to MIB3 is the addition of Josh Brolin to the franchise.  As a young Agent K, he carries this film and in many ways outshines superstar Will Smith.  By portraying the young Agent K there was the obvious temptation of doing an imitation of Tommy Lee Jones that could have hackneyed and empty.  Instead, Brolin captures the essence of Agent K, adding the requisite amount of grumpiness and nuance that breathes new life into an already familiar character.  Brolin shows a gentler Agent K, one early in his career with the Men in Black, one not nearly as jaded as his older version.  He even has a love interest in Agent O, played by the sexy and funny Alice Eve.  If there ever is a Men in Black 4, I sincerely hope that Brolin returns.
     At the end of the day, MIB3 is a thoroughly enjoyable popcorn flick that puts the franchise back on track.  So neuralize any memories you might have of the last film and enjoy the latest edition.  You're virtually guaranteed to have fun.

My rating:  8/10
    
    

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

"Machete Kills" might...be...delayed



     2010's Machete was a bloody blast that had a surprisingly decent plot, didn't take itself too seriously, and was rounded out by a solid cast.  When it was announced that the sequel, Machete Kills, was in the works I couldn't help but feel a little excited for the return of the Mexican badass played by Danny Trejo.  Production just wrapped on the sequel and a tentative release date was planned for Spring 2013.
     Well audiences might be waiting a little longer than expected to see the knife wielding anti-hero on the big screen again.  According to "Deadline," Overnight Productions, which owns the rights to the character, has taken legal action against director Robert Rodriguez and his production company.  Overnight states that they were not provided with appropriate Texas tax information from director Robert Rodriguez and his company.  Additionally, Overnight claims that Rodriguez has not provided appropriate budget information which could entail a fee for one of the producers.  Overnight Productions and their people believe their could be owed in excess of $250,000.
     I'm fairly confident that this will get resolved fairly quickly with little to no headaches.  To be honest Machete Kills never had a firm release date so it's not like people are going to be devastated.  I just hope it doesn't get delayed by three years ala Red Dawn and The Cabin in the Woods.

"Revenge of the Sith" 3D moves up a week and "Independence Day" 3D completely blown out of the sky



     In case you didn't notice, releasing classic films in 3D has grown in popularity over the last few years.  While I don't consider Attack of the Clones or Revenge of the Sith by an means classics, 20th Century Fox believes they deserve the 3D treatment, just like The Phantom Menace did.  Attack of the Clones will release next year on September 20th, followed by Revenge of the Sith on October 4th.  Sith was going to be released October 11th, however the date was moved up for no real reason.
     Speaking of no real reasons, 20th Century Fox hasn't delayed the release of Independence Day 3D--they've canceled it outright.  The film was set to hover it's way into theaters on February 10th but no more.  What's strange is that 20th Century Fox is mum on why exactly this happened.  Creative differences?  Who knows.
     While I don't agree with 3D re-releases, mostly because I think they are unnecessary, (if you want to shoot a film in 3D, then shoot a film in 3D!) I can't deny they have some appeal to the general public.  Phantom Menace 3D made over $100 million worldwide, and while that doesn't seem a lot by today's industry standards, when you consider that virtually no money was put into the project, that's a good return on an investment. 
     The only decent film I've seen in 3D has been Avatar.  Hopefully that will change in a few weeks when I go see The Hobbit.

The franchise based on dead people refuses to die, Paranormal Activity 5 coming soon



     The Paranormal Activity franchise is proving to be the new Saw, and like the bloody torture films, PA refuses to go away.
     "Coming Soon" reports that Paranormal Activity 5 will haunt its way into theaters on October 25, 2013.  Production is set to start early next year but no lead actor or actress has yet been cast.  Also no word on what exactly the plot is going to be.  I'm guessing things go bump in the night, stuff gets knocked around, and people get frightened.
     Listen I was a huge fan of the first film.  It was literally the scariest movie I'd seen since Pet Semetary.  And I watched it in the dark, late at night, alone, so that was a brilliant plan.  In any event Paranormal Activity 4 received wretched reviews and I doubt Paranormal Activity 5 will do any better.  Yet as long there is money to be made, I'm sure the studio will keep rolling them out there.

Another Day another Star Wars story; Disney looking for writers for episodes 8 and 9



     With Star Wars Episode VII still months away from shooting, Disney is apparently wasting no time lining up writers for episodes 8 and 9.  According to "Deadline" the studio has already reached out to Lawrence Kasdan and Simon Kinberg, although no word on which writer would pen which episode.
     Both writers have impressive backgrounds.  Kinberg pitched in with Sherlock Holmes and X-Men: First Class.  And you may have heard about Kasdan's previous work.  He wrote both The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
     Bear in mind that these are just rumors right now and based on the nature of Hollywood, writers are likely to move in and out of this project more often than Ron Jeremy at an all day shoot.  (Too much?)
     I'm seriously hoping for Kasdan if for nothing else than he's familiar with the franchise.
    

Superman Trailer to premiere before The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey



     This is awesome news.
     Other than a few movie stills and an underwhelming teaser trailer this past July, fans of the Last Son of Krypton have seen virtually nothing regarding next June's Man of Steel.  Well according to director Zack Snyder that is all about to change.
     Synder recently revealed to "MTV News" that a trailer for Man of Steel will play before The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in couple of weeks.  The director also stated that he's extremely pleased with Michael Shannon's portrayal of General Zod.  He praised Shannon's work saying how some people would play Zod "slightly with a wink" but that's not the case with Shannon at all.  Personally I love Michael Shannon.*  His turn on HBO's "Boardwalk Empire" is awesome and his small rolls in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead and Revolutionary Road were fantastic.  I'm also looking forward to seeing Henry Cavill as Clark Kent/Superman.  Cavill was dynamite in "The Tudors."
     Along with the Star Trek Into Darkness trailer, it sounds like the movie trailers before The Hobbit are going to be epic.

*Michael Shannon's first on screen role was in 1993's Groundhog Day.

PETA attacks Middle Earth: Hobbits stubbornly continue to eat chicken, beef, and pork



     Rarely do I get upset at various organizations in America.  The great thing about being a citizen of the United States is that you can belong to any organization no matter how altruistic (The Red Cross), misguided (The Flat Earth Society), or delusional (Scientology.)  Personally, I have nothing against PETA.  In fact I'm all for it.  People who treat animals in a cruel, demeaning, and malicious way ought to be horse whipped.  (I'm looking at you Michael Vick.)  I can't imagine how apeshit my wife would go if someone abused our cats.  You think Alec Baldwin is prone to anger?  Multiply that by about a billion and you'll get an idea of how my wife would react.  She'd shake up a can of whupass the size of the Guinness brewery on anyone who touched Moe or Ferb.
     But I digress.
     Having said all this I take extreme issue with an organization, any organization, that slings unfounded and unproven accusations at other people.  And much to my disappointment, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has done so, leveling charges of animal cruelty against director Peter Jackson and the movie studio.  PETA alleges that 27 animals were either killed or mistreated during the production of The Hobbit.  Jackson and the studio were quick to respond:

The Hobbit production has always instituted swift and immediate investigations in to any concerns of any kind over the treatment of animals under its care. A prompt and thorough investigation into the recent unsubstantiated allegations by the American organisation, PETA, in to the ‘hobbling’ of a horse during the making of The Hobbit was undertaken. No evidence of such a practice was found to have occurred at any time. Further, the production contacted the owner of the horse concerned who provided the following statement: “I am 100% happy with the return of Shanghai and his condition. In the term that he was leased he was picked up and returned to me two times. On both occasions there was not a mark on him and he was healthy and happy. He has shown no signs of ill-treatment. I would not hesitate in leasing him to the movie again.”

To date, the only horse wranglers whose treatment of animals fell below the production’s standard of care seem to be the two wranglers who have chosen to level this new accusation on the eve of the premiere of the first Hobbit film and who were dismissed by the production over a year ago. Reports of their actions are documented in several written statements dating back to October 2011.

The production regrets that PETA has chosen to make such a serious accusation, which has distressed many of the dedicated Kiwis who worked with animals on the films – including trainers, wranglers, care-givers, farm workers and animal health care professionals – without properly vetting the source from which they received this information.

     To break this down into crasser verbiage, this is a giant "fuck you" to PETA and well deserved I might add.  What's even more egregious is the timing of PETA's allegations.  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey opens in three weeks.  This is clearly a blatant attempt by PETA to negatively impact box office results.  News flash PETA:  IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.  In the future PETA if you want to level allegations of this magnitude against someone, you might want to have things called "facts" and "proof" to back it up.  Otherwise you might find a disgruntled Tolkien fan shoving a replica sword of Anduril up your posterior.
     The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey opens December 14th.

Monday, November 19, 2012

I think I'm gonna hurl! "Wayne's World 3" moving ahead



     I feel like Seth Myers from SNL.  Really?  Really?
     In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, comedian/actor Mike Myers is moving ahead with plans for Wayne's World 3*.  In fact he's already got a script.
     According to EW.com, Mike Myers has completed the first draft of Wayne's World 3 which will focus on "Wayne and Garth coping with the new era of music, transitioning from access cable to streaming internet (ala Youtube), and Wayne balancing his marriage to Cassandra."
     Mike have you gone mental?!  While the first Wayne's World was hilarious and still one of my favorite comedies, the sequel was epically bad, and nearly twenty years later I don't see a reason for a third film.  I highly doubt this film is going to be able to connect to anyone below the age of say 28 and I'd rather just see Wayne and Garth remain in the basement.
     Seriously Mike don't do this.  This film could be more awkward than your reaction to Kanye West saying, "George Bush does not like black people."

*In related terrible Mike Myers news, the SNL alum is also heavily at work on a fourth Austin Powers film.  Blah.

Mendes. Sam Mendes. Will he be back for another Bond film?



     After the latest James Bond picture, Skyfall, blasted into the stratosphere at the box office and the critic page a week and a half ago, most attributed a lot of the credit to Academy Award winning director Sam Mendes.  I whole heartedly agree.  Mendes returned Bond back to its roots and the world is better for it.  So of course this begs the question:  Will Sam Mendes return to direct another James Bond film?
     According to "IndieWire," Robert Wade (who co-wrote the last five James Bond films) states that although he's done writing Bond movies, "I know that John Logan and Sam Mendes have come up with a plot for another one, which takes the pressure off because these films take up a lot of time."  This really isn't a definitive answer and nothing is assured until Mendes signs on the dotted line.  While I'd love to have him back as the director, I think he'll be involved in some manner whether it is as a screenwriter or a producer.
     Mendes currently has several other projects on the horizon and if MGM wants to hit the 2014 target release date, he's going to have to start the next film fairly soon.  If Mendes doesn't return I'd love to see director James Mangold (3:10 to Yuma, Walk the Line, The Wolverine) get a shot.  I think he'd be fantastic.
     Skyfall is in theaters now.
    

MLK Jr biopic may be the next project for director Paul Greengrass



     It's hard to believe that one of the greatest men of the 20th century, civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, has never received the royal treatment on the big screen.  Director Paul Greengrass (Green Zone) had a MLK biopic titled Memphis in development for a long time, but the project was halted when the King family objected to the script's depiction of King's infidelity, according to "Deadline."  However, "Deadline" also reports that the project appears to be back in full swing.
     Look I understand the King family's objections but at the same time facts are facts.  There's pretty conclusive evidence that King slept around.  I don't understand the idea of wanting to make a film about an iconic historical figure that depicts him (or her) as flawless.  That just rings false to me.  It is one of the reasons I loved Lincoln because Spielberg humanized the man.  He wasn't perfect.  Neither was King.  George Washington by most accounts had hos in various zip codes and JFK basically sported a 24 hour erection 40 years before Viagra.  That does not make their historical accomplishments any less relevant or groundbreaking.
     Like Lincoln, Memphis will focus on the last few months of MLK's life, FBI director J. Edgar Hoover's relentless wiretaps and surveillance of King, as well as the manhunt for his assassin James Earle Ray.
     If all goes well filming should begin mid 2013.
    
    
    

Two more directors Force choked out of "Star Wars Episode 7"


                                    
                                         I find their lack of faith disturbing....


     Well cross two more people off the list of potential Star Wars Episode VII directors.  Both Brad Bird (The Incredibles, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol) and Colin Trevorrow (Safety not Guaranteed) have both declined to jump into hyperspace on the franchise.
     Brad Bird is currently working with George Clooney on the hush hush science fiction film 1952, and was pretty candid when asked on Twitter about his possible involvement.  In fact he was flippant, almost rude.  Bird responded with, "Thanks.  But the science fiction film I AM doing is going to be cool."  Well fuck you very much for your opinion Brad.  I'm sure whatever you are doing is far more interesting and will make way more at the box office.  Congratulations, in one fell swoop you've alienated yourself from every Star Wars fan and virtually guaranteed that you'll never have any involvement with any Star Wars film.
     As for Trevorrow he did meet with George Lucas at one point while the Lucasfilm/Disney deal was being finalized, however since the acquisition his involvement has all but died.  Again via Twitter, Trevorrow stated, "Odds I will direct Episode VII:  3720 to 1." 
     Seriously I don't get what's going on here with directors just turning this opportunity down in an almost casual manner.  Maybe I'm biased but if I'm a director in Hollywood I am Force jumping at the chance to direct this film.  It's in good hands with Disney, you've already got a proven Academy Award winning screenwriter on board, George Lucas will not be breathing down your neck...what is the problem?
     Listen I understand that there is a lot of pressure on this film and no one wants to screw the Jawa on this one, but good God grow a pair!  I still think the studio will nail down an established director to do this movie however I wouldn't be opposed to a fresh young visionary getting a shot.  After all that's exactly who George Lucas was at one point.

"Actress" Kristen Stewart signs on for sequel to "Snow White and the Huntsman"


     In spite of a sordid and highly public affair between Kristen Stewart and director Rupert Sanders, it appears that Hollywood is ready to take a second bite of the apple.  "Radar Online" reports that Kristen Stewart has signed up for the sequel to this year's worldwide hit Snow White and the Huntsman.  The script is already complete and filming is set to begin late next year.
     Not surprisingly, director Rupert Sanders will not be involved with the project as he is busy trying to save his marriage.  Some wondered if a sequel was even possible what with Stewart and Sanders' affair.  Yet with a worldwide gross of almost $400 billion, it proves the adage, "money talks and bullshit walks" is just as relevant in Hollywood as the real world--perhaps even moreso.
     No news if Chris Hemsworth will be back for the sequel and still no word on a replacement director, but I'm sure both of those things will be wrapped up shortly.
     Stewart can next be seen in On the Road while director Rupert Sanders will most likely next be seen in divorce court and sharing a studio apartment with Gary Busey.

A Moratorium on Indiana Jones 5




     It pains me to do this and it will probably royally piss off one of my devoted followers, but like the iconic archaeologist's father says in The Last Crusade, sometimes you just have to "let it go."  After long and careful thought I've decided to declare a moratorium on any Indiana Jones 5 updates. 
     It's been four and half years since Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came out and in that time fans have received nothing but rumor, inuendo, promises, and conjecture about if there would be a fifth Indiana Jones film and what it would involve.  Nearly half a decade later and that's still all we have.  Listen I love a good movie rumor (hell that's a big part of what my blog is for) but enough is enough.
     I was hoping that with the acquisition of Lucasfilm by Disney there might be a glimmer of hope for the fedora wearing adventurer.  After all new company, new ideas, new stories, and less George Lucas control seemed like an ideal situation.  Unfortunately, in last week's "Entertainment Weekly" high ranking Disney executives revealed they have little to no interest in pursuing a fifth film and instead want to focus on the future of the Star Wars franchise. 
     I can't say I blame them.  As much as I love Indiana Jones, Star Wars is more marketable, has a much bigger fan base, and can be a cash cow for decades.  You think James Bond films are lucrative and virtually inexhaustible?  Wait 'til you see what Disney does with Star Wars.
     Therefore, this will be the last Indiana Jones post you ever see on this blog--with one caveat.  If for some reason a fifth Indiana Jones becomes greenlighted--and by that I mean where there is actual pre-production, a writer, a director, a production date, cast members--then AND ONLY THEN will I put up a post.  Until that happens this is it.  You'll have a better chance of making me recreate the elevator scene alongside Psy in "Gangham Style" than you will at getting me to write another Indiana Jones post.
     I've had fun writing about Indiana Jones 5 rumors, but no more.  I'm putting the iconic archaeologist back into The Well of Souls and sealing him off.  To quote Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton when President Lincoln died, "Now he belongs to the ages."

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Blu Ray and DVD releases for Tuesday November 20th!



Here are your DVD and Blu Ray releases for Tuesday November 20th:

The Expendables 2, Tarantino XX*, Heaven's Gate, The Duelists*, Grave of the Fireflies*, Cinderella II and III, Game of Thrones Season 1 Collector's Edition*, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the complete series**, Transformers Prime Season 2**

*Blu Ray only
**DVD only

"The Stand" film adaptation may be in trouble



     We haven't heard a lot of progress on The Stand film project in some time, and for good reason...there hasn't been any.  While Ben Affleck has been attached to the film(s) for awhile, the movie adaptation is having more trouble getting airborne than the Superflu.  When recently asked about the project by "Cinema Blend," Affleck responded, "Right now we're having a very hard time.  But I like the idea--it's like "Lord of the Rings" in America.  And it's about how we would reinvent ourselves as a society.  If we started all over again, what would we do?"
     Ben Affleck (who's attached to direct) has supposedly been working with David Kajganich over the last twelve months to pen a script but it doesn't seem as much headway has been made.
     Personally, I think The Stand is one of the best American novels written in the last fifty years, and along with It, The Green Mile, 'Salem's Lot, and 11/22/63 will be the most well remembered books by Stephen King after he is gone.  I sincerely want this film to happen (a trilogy would be best just because the book is so massive) but I don't want it to be a rushed Hollywood hack job that has no support and gets squeezed into one film.  If you're going to do The Stand do it right, and do it justice.  Otherwise, to quote Al Pacino for Heat, "Don't waste my motherfuckin' time!"

Live long and prosper before "The Hobbit" on December 14th



     For those of you dying for a trailer of Star Trek Into Darkness, your extensive wait will end in just a matter or weeks. 
     "Collider" reports two bits of Federation goodness, both involving the opening of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey on December 14th.  Those of you seeing the film in regular screen format will get a full trailer before the movie.  However, those of us (like myself) who are seeing the film in IMAX 3D will get an added bonus.  IMAX theaters will be playing 9 minutes of the upcoming film before The Hobbit premiere.  Unfortunately, IMAX viewers will not be seeing the full length trailer.  Either way I hope the whole Khan rumors are finally put to rest.
     Star Trek Into Darkness photon torpedoes its way into theaters May 17, 2013.
    

Easy Pick: Benicio Del Toro to play Pablo Escobar in new film


     Sometimes casting choices are so obvious that when they happen you just think of it as a matter or course.  Like this one.
     Although he's the most famous drug lord in history, surprisingly getting a biopic of Pablo Escobar off the ground has been difficult.  Until now.  "Variety" just announced that Academy Award winner Benicio Del Toro will play the titular revolutionary and drug lord in the upcoming film Paradise Lost.  Producer Dimitri Rassam says the film will be in the mold of The Last King of Scotland, weaving a romance between Escobar's niece Maria and a surfer named Nick, into the iconic drug lord's life.
     No release date has been set yet but the eleven week shoot begins this March in Panama.

You want "Star Wars"?? I'll give ya "Star Wars"! How about 2-3 films a year? Plus I give my suggestions on the future of the franchise!



     Wow this escalated quickly.
     Unless you've been living under a Wampa igloo for the past few weeks you probably know that not only did Disney buy Lucasfilm but also they are planning to release new Star Wars films beginning in 2015, with new ones to come every few years.  Well now comes the news from Entertainment Weekly that Disney is thinking about going the Marvel route and releasing 2 to 3 Star Wars films a year!
     Say what?
     I'd like to say I'm afraid of Star Wars saturation but I'm not.  With all the Star Wars material out there (comic books, novels, video games, etc) the source material is vast enough to encompass the demand.  There's so many options here, everything from the post Jedi novels, to animated films, to "Knights of the Old Republic."  And the fan base is just as big as the Marvel comic book fan base.  (Hell Bond has had 23 films and I can guarantee that there are more Star Wars enthusiasts than there are James Bond fans!)
     If  you can't quite make out that noise you may be hearing I can tell you what it is.  It is the sound of Disney cash registers CHING CHINGING throughout the land.
     As for myself the following are my thoughts on the future of Star Wars from the best to the worst:

BEST:  Set the new trilogy of films at least twenty five years after Jedi.  This will help account for the actors ages.  Also in the Star Wars universe this puts us right in the middle of the Yuuzhan Vong War, a battle against an extra galactic species that can't be recognized in the Force and hates all technology.  By the this time the Jedi Order has been restored, some of the main characters have kids, and there are plenty of new characters to go around.

MIDDLE OF THE PACK:  Set the new trilogy five years after Jedi and do Timothy Zahn's "Heir to the Empire" series.  Now in order to do this a drastic step has to be taken:  recasting Luke, Leia, Han, and others.  I know many Star Wars traditionalist would cry foul but I'm sorry Harrison Ford can't pass for 38 and Mark Hamill can't pass for 28.

WORST:  Completely ignore the post Jedi novel source material and go in a brand new direction.  I think this is the worst idea because if you didn't already know Star Wars are very big into details.  They (myself included) take the events and stories that came after Return of the Jedi to be cannon and not to be trifled with.  This isn't a Star Trek reboot situation where you explain it away with a whole new time line.  People are going to be pissed and risk alienating your fan base.

Review: Lincoln



Plot:  Based on author Doris Kearns Goodwin's biography Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln, Steven Spielberg's latest masterpiece Lincoln follows the exploits of President Abraham Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis) over the last four months of his life.  Although the film centers mostly around the 16th president's struggles to get the 13th amendment passed in Congress and his efforts to end the Civil War, Lincoln also explores his personal struggles with his emotionally unstable wife Mary Todd Lincoln (Sally Field) and his resentful son Robert (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who longs to enlist in the army.  Along the way Lincoln battles his own cabinet led by Secretary of State William Seward (David Strathairn), a stubborn and divided Congress, and radical Republican abolitionist Thaddeus Stevens (Tommy Lee Jones).  The totality of Lincoln reveals a keen and beautiful insight into Lincoln the man and the myth as well as one of the most crucial turning points in the history of the United States of America.

Review:  As gifted a director as Steven Spielberg is at conveying tales of wonder (ET, Jurassic Park, Close Encounters of the Third Kind) he's equally adept at crafting excellent historical films.  Lincoln is without question the best film he's done since Saving Private Ryan and rivals Schindler's List as his best picture in the historical genre.  Moreover ,Lincoln may singlehandledly be the best biopic of all time.  Perhaps this sounds like hyperbole but Lincoln is just that good.
     Lincoln stands out as an exceptionally genuine portrayal of our 16th President.  It doesn't deify him or make him out to be more than a man.  Far from it.  In many ways Lincoln was an emotionally distant man who didn't know how to cope with grief and at one point threatened to put his own wife in an asylum.  Furthermore, Lincoln was not above doing whatever he had to do in order to get the amendment to abolish slavery passed, even going so far as to offer post congressional jobs to Democratic swing votes.  Spielberg from this perspective made a spot on choice to show honest Abe, warts and all.
     As equally compelling as Lincoln the person are the real life events of the film.  Tony Kushner's brilliant script adaptation does an admirable job of bringing the drama of the 13th amendment to life.  The debate itself raged for almost a full month and only passed by two votes.  Although I'm a novice when it comes to politics it was amazing to see how times have changed.  In 1865 Republicans were considered the "radical" party while Democrats were recalcitrant and conservative.  Yet the infighting, bickering, and back alley deals were just as real in 1865 as they are today.  The scenes where people suspect Lincoln has brought Confederate delegates to Washington are particularly interesting.
     Equally compelling was the production crew including cinematographer Janusz Kaminski, who made 1865 America come alive.  The whole film looked like it had been ripped from a Ken Burns's documentary and the understated score by the incomparable John Williams lends a dignity and polish to the overall tone of the film.
     At the end of the day however Lincoln lives and dies on the talent of its actors and actresses and rarely has this much talent been assembled on the big screen, especially the supporting cast.  Sally Field proves once again why she's won two Academy Awards as her portrayal of Mary Todd Lincoln is flawless.  Field shows not only the emotional side of Mary, someone racked by grief at the death of her son Willie, but also the intrepid first lady, a woman who could banter and verbally riposte with any politician on the hill.  She's the perfect foil for her husband Abraham.  One of those politicians just happens to be Thaddeus Stevens portrayed strongly by Tommy Lee Jones.  Stevens was an educated, opinionated, outspoken radical who wasn't particularly fond of Lincoln at all and Jones plays him to a t.  While it's not the Academy Award worthy performance everyone keeps claiming it is, Jones certainly acquits himself well.  Joseph Gordon-Levitt does so too, portraying Robert Lincoln and holding his own in several scenes with Daniel Day-Lewis.  Even James Spader does an excellent job as the loud, crass, and boisterous Democratic Party operative William N. Bilbo.  Spader steals almost every scene he's in, providing most of the comic relief in Lincoln.
     But the real star of this film is of course Daniel Day-Lewis in the lead role.  I know many people were upset that Liam Neeson did not take the role and about Day-Lewis' voice selection, but after seeing this film I can't imagine anyone else playing our 16th President.  Daniel Day-Lewis is probably the world's greatest living actor and he raises his game with his portrayal in Lincoln.  Every once in a great while you'll see an acting performance that makes you forget it is an actor playing a role.  This is one of those times.  I actually believed at certain points that I was listening to Abraham Lincoln.  Day-Lewis is that good.  It's such a compelling and riveting portrayal of Abraham Lincoln, so layered in nuance that it is hard to describe.  We see Lincoln the leader, Lincoln the great speech writer, the Lincoln who could interrupt an argument without raising his voice, the Lincoln who could tell stories that exhausted others but compelled most.  We get to a see a Lincoln that was often emotionally cold yet passionate about what he thought was right.  The scene in particular where he demands of his cabinet that they get him the necessary votes to pass the amendment was beyond comparison.  Daniel Day-Lewis did a spot on portrayal of Lincoln, everything from his voice, to his gait, to the stoop of his shoulders.  Day-Lewis prepared for over a year and it shows.  More than any gesture or affectation however, Day-Lewis humanized a legend and showed why the people loved him so much.  I have no doubt Daniel Day-Lewis will be hoisting his third Academy Award for best actor in a few months.
     Lincoln is by no means a film for everyone.  If you don't like dialogue, history, or politics this film probably isn't for you.  However, if you are a fan of the medium and revel in excellent acting, production value, direction, and score than I suggest you cast your ballot for Lincoln.

My rating:  10/10

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Blu Ray and DVD releases for November 13th!!!



Here are your movie releases for Tuesday November 13th:

Brave, The Watch, Savages, Two Days in New York, Dark Horse, Vamps, Lawrence of Arabia*, Watchmen Collector's Edition*, Empire of the Sun*, Pixar Short Films Collection, Weekend, Trilogy of Life, Harold and Kumar Trilogy*, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure*, My Big Fat Greek Wedding*, The Postman Always Rings Twice*, Abraham Lincoln, The Definitive Document of the Dead**, Doctor Who Series 7 Part 1, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (series)**, Friend (series)*, The Dick Van Dyke Show (series)**

*Blu Ray Only
**DVD only

Spielberg will not direct "Star Wars Episode VII"



      While rumors are flying around like laser beams from Han Solo's blaster about who should direct the Star Wars movie, one guy you can forget about  helming the project is Steven Spielberg.  Access Hollywood recently asked Spielberg at the Lincoln premiere if he would be up for the film.  Spielberg stated emphatically, "No!  No!  It's not my genre.  It's my best friend George's genre."  Apparently Spielberg wanted to do one about fifteen years ago but Lucas said no.  I guess he was afraid of making a good Phantom Menace picture.  Oh well. 
     Man of Steel director Zack Snyder also states he would not direct the film if asked. 
     Honestly, I'm kind of torn as to who should do this movie.  Should a talented proven director be behind the project or a newcomer?  Either way I think the person has to have passion for the Star Wars universe.  Kevin Smith maybe?  I know that sounds way out there and he says he's retiring after his upcoming film Hit Somebody, but I don't see him turning it down if he was offered the project.
     One thing is for sure, each new person attached to this film is going to be a sensation for better or worse.  The untitled Star Wars Episode VII hits theaters (presumably) summer 2015.

Arnie is BAAAACK!!! Trailer for "The Last Stand" hits



     Anyone who knows me knows I have a borderline man-crush on Arnold Scharzenegger and his movies.  While they aren't all great films (i.e Junior and Jingle All the Way) most of them are pretty kickass, especially the 80s ones.  While Arnie has been wiling away as the governor of Kali-forn-ya over the last few years, he's finally getting back into the movie thing.  His next film is January's The Last Stand, and while I may be biased it looks pretty awesome to me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc0x-jiewTE 

The whole thing just looks like classic Arnold--the guns, the one-liners, the action scenes--I think I even saw the Conan sword in there.  Call me delusional but I'll be there come January 18th.  Welcome back you cheating, English language murdering, magnificent bastard!

Little Miss Jedi...Star Wars Episode VII nails down its writer in scribe Michael Arndt



     With the ink barely dry on Disney's acquistion of Lucasfilm, the company that a mouse built is already into full on pre-production mode for Star Wars Episode VII.  Lucasfilm confirmed that Academy Award winning director Michael Arndt (Little Miss Sunshine) will tackle the seventh installment in the Star Wars saga.  Arndt also penned Toy Story 3 and the upcoming adaptation of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
     I think this pick by Lucasfilm is first rate.  It really shows me that the people behind this film are fully dedicated to getting the best talent out there on the job.  That's not to say that being an Academy Award winner makes you Charles Dickens, far from it.  But it does help.  Sunshine and Toy Story 3 were both great films so I have lots of faith that Arndt will be able to deliver the goods.

Review: Skyfall



Plot:  The 23rd edition in the James Bond series finds its titular character (Daniel Craig) broken and wallowing in self imposed exile, following a mission in Turkey that goes horribly wrong.  However, when MI6 and its director M (Judi Dench) are targeted by a mysterious villain named Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem) Bond must come out of retirement to face this new threat.  Along the way Bond encounters a mysterious and beautiful woman named Severine (Berenice Lim Marlohe), meets his new quartermaster Q (Ben Whishaw), and deals with M's possible replacement Gareth Mallory (Ralph Fiennes).  However at only a fraction of his usual readiness will James be up to the task?  Moreover, will he be able to confront his own tortured past?

Review:  Four years after the mediocre Quantum of Solace, Bond fans are finally getting the movie they deserve.  Skyfall is the perfect Bond film.  I didn't think it was possible for anything to top Casino Royale but Skyfall makes Casino Royale look like Moonraker by comparison.  It's just that damn good.  And not just "good for a James Bond film" but it is a near flawless action spy thriller. 
      Although Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace were grittier, edgier, and darker Bond films that I enjoyed, many felt (myself included) that they were lacking some of the essential elements that distinguished James Bond films from other spy thrillers.  Well you can check that desire off your Christmas list.  The Aston Martin car, Q, a few nifty but realistic gadgets, an iconic villain, a revamped MI6, more jokes and double entendres--they're  all here my friends.  Academy Award winning director Sam Mendes (American Beauty) made the excellent choice of incorporating these elements in such a way that doesn't come across as hokey while simultaneously paying homage to past films.  The movie even goes so far as to poke fun at past quirks.  At one point in the movie Q (adroitly played by newcomer Ben Whishaw) tells Bond, "What were you expecting an exploding pen?"  Even the actual meaning of the word "Skyfall" (which I won't reveal) is a nice tip of the cap to the original James Bond, Sean Connery.
     There's a delicate and fine balance between tense action, love, and dialogue scenes that dovetails smoothly throughout the movie.  (Incidentally, the first ten minutes of Skyfall is one of the best opening sequences to a movie I've ever seen.)  Skyfall keeps you engaged throughout its entire 2 and 1/2 hour run time that flies by faster than a bullet from Bond's Walther.  Kudos to the fantastic editing by Stuart Baird and cinematography by Roger Deakins.  Thomas Newman's music, like the rest of the film, is a perfect blend between the old James Bond theme and a modern 21st century sound.
     Judi Dench and Daniel Craig are at the top of their game in Skyfall.  The byplay between the two actors is electrifying.  Dench conveys a bitter resolve and determination to thwart Silva even though she's being blamed for the whole fiasco and being pushed into retirement.  Meanwhile Craig lends a depth to James Bond that's never been seen on the screen before.  Craig portrays a tortured Bond who's still struggling with the tragic events of his childhood, confronted by the fact that he's getting older and losing a step, and in general becoming disenchanted with espionage in general.  Is Craig the best Bond ever?  Hard to say.  But I definitely think he's the most intriguing. 
     The real show stopper of the movie is Academy Award winner Bardem as the truly diabolical Silva.  Not since Joseph Wiseman in the original Bond film Dr. No has there been a villain this captivating.  To put Bardem's performance into words is difficult.  It is so nuanced with equal amounts of maliciousness, creepiness, and guile.  Aside from the opening ten minutes, the most memorable moment in the film is the initial meeting between Bond and Silva.  Just riveting.  Yet there also seems to be a certain amount of sadness about the character that makes you empathize with him even as you are routing for Bond to bring him down.  In some ways Silva is a mirror of what Bond could become, which makes him all the more fascinating.
     Skyfall reminded me why I love going to the movies.  I had an absolute blast throughout and I'm overjoyed that Craig will be back for at least two more films.  Skyfall is quite simply the most fun I've had at the movies in a long time and the best film I've seen this year to date.

My rating:  10/10

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

DVD and Blu Ray Releases for November 6th


Here are the Blu Ray and DVD releases for November 6th:

Arthur Christmas, Your Sister's Sister, 360, Fire Fire, Entourage The Complete Series, Rashomon, Sunset Boulevard*, Patton*, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles*, They Live*, The Muppet Christmas Carol*, Beaches*, The Client*, The Bonfire of the Vanities*, Von Ryan's Express*, Guys and Dolls*

*Indicates Blu Ray only

Paul Thomas Anderson looks to make raunchy stoner-esque comedy



     If you've never seen a Paul Thomas Anderson film you are really missing out.  Each film from Boogie Nights to There Will Be Blood is its own unique viewing experience.  In an age where "same old crap" seems to be the status quo for most movies, Paul Thomas Anderson films are distinctly unique.  That's why the latest news about his possible next film doesn't surprise me at all.
     According to the director himself, Anderson's next film may be a comedy.  And not the dark, quirky humor of Punch Drunk Love, but a Cheech and Chong/Airplane/Ted type of film.  When asked about the possibility of making a full blown comedy in a recent interview with "Moviehole," Anderson stated, "Soon hopefully.  I have to write it.  It sounds daunting.  I'd like to make a film like Airplane."
     Although all of Anderson's film have comedic moments in them, even the savagely malevolent There Will Be Blood, his films at their core are dramatic.  It's nice to see someone who wants to go out of their comfort zone and try a comedy.  I'm all for it.  And after all he is married to former SNL star Maya Rudolph who does know a little bit about comedy. 
     Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film The Master is in theaters now.

"Hey Optimus say hi to your motha for me!"--Mark Wahlberg may join Transformers 4



                                         This poster was just too epic to not post.




     Well this is....interesting? Strange? Unexpected?  On par with Michael Bay's insanity?
      Although director Michael Bay discounted the rumors last week that Academy Award nominated actor Mark Wahlberg was joining the fourth edition to the Transformers franchise, never doubt the power of the Internet.  From his official website, Bay now says that "Internet chatter gave me some ideas" and that he loved working with Wahlberg on the upcoming film Pain and Gain.  Even though the fourth Transformers movie is in its early stages, the aforementioned "ideas" are "gaining traction with me and my writer" according to Bay.
     If Wahlberg does in fact join the film I think it immediately gives the franchise a needed boost of star power and a strong male lead.  Love him or hate him, Mark Wahlberg is a bonafide movie star that draws box office money hand over fist.  Not that this movie would need it considering the storyline is basically about giant outer space robots blowing shit up.  Then again Bay's films have always been more about spectacle than story, and I'm sure they could cast Justin Bieber as the lead and the pic would still make money.
     Pain and Gain releases April 26 of next year while Transformers: I'm Tired of these Motherfuckin' Decepticons on this Motherfuckin' Planet! debuts June 27th 2014.

Don't talk to me Goose--Top Gun 2 blown out of the air



     Although the sequel to the 1986 classic Top Gun looked to hit super sonic only a few months ago, the recent and tragic death of director Tony Scott has apparently ejected Top Gun 2 from the big screen.  According to the New York Times "the sequel has fallen apart."  So it looks like we won't be seeing Iceman and Maverick as wingmen after all, despite the fact that Jerry Bruckheimer, Tom Cruise, and screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie were really enthusiastic about the project.
     I have to say I'm happy to see this project crash and burn.  Top Gun was a favorite of mine growing up, even with the homo-erotic beach volleyball scene.  There didn't seem to be any particular need for a sequel.  No offense but who cares about Maverick at the end of his career?  And lets be honest, Kelly McGuiness isn't exactly screen beautiful anymore.  Furthermore, Val Kilmer looks more like Ice Cream Man now that IceMan.  All in all I think it's best that Top Gun 2 remains in the hanger. 

Friday, November 2, 2012

Casting Crazinness!!! Christof Waltz to be in the new "Muppets" movie? Harrision Ford and Zac Efron to star in a psychological thriller?




     Well hello bizarre casting news.
     Although I didn't care for last year's The Muppet Movie it did receive mostly positive reviews and made a killing at the box office.  A sequel has been in the works for awhile now and we've finally got some casting news.  Ex-Jew hunter (Inglorious Basterds) Christof Waltz will be joining Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and the rest of the gang for next year's follow-up.  According to "Variety," Waltz will be playing an Interpol agent which raises suspicions about the possible plot.  The Muppets go international?  Hmmm.  Interesting premise.
     In other news an acting duo that you might not expect may be teaming up soon.  "The Wrap" reports that Harrison Ford and Zac Efron are both looking to snag parts in the upcoming film You Belong to Me, a psychological thriller in which Ford will play a psychiatrist dealing with the suicide of a patient.  He bonds with the patient's brother (Efron) only to have him seduce the psychiatrist's wife and daughter.  Adding further intrigue is that Rob Reiner is set to direct.  The man who brought you The Princess Bride and When Harry Met Sally hasn't gone this route since 1990's Misery.  A fascinating trifecta all around.
     Waltz can next be seen in Django Unchained on Christmas Day while Ford will play Branch Rickey in next year's 42 as well as Colonel Graff in the long awaited adaptation of Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game.

Disney buys Lucasfilm; promises new "Star Wars" films starting in 2015!!! Could Indy 5 be far behind???




     I'm rarely surprised by the actions of Hollywood.  In a town that continues to make Adam Sandler pictures despite the fact that he stopped being funny ten years ago, why would anything take me aback.  I mean we are talking about a town that just decided to make Hungry Hungry Hippos into a film after all. 
     But I have to say this floored me.
     In an unprecedented and unexpected move, Disney this past week purchased Lucasfilm Ltd for $4.05 billion.  They will have 100% control of Lucasfilm and all associate properties, such as LucasArts, Skywalker Sound, and Industrial Light and Magic.  I am dumbfounded that a man like George Lucas who clings to the creative control of Star Wars like Gollum clings to the One Ring would willingly give up Lucasfilm, no matter how much money was involved.  According to "The Hollywood Reporter" Lucas will stay on as a "creative consultant" but Kanye West was once considered as a creative consultant for the impending Jetsons movie so take that for what it's worth.
     But we're not done kids.  Not only has Disney acquired Lucasfilm they've already promised new Star Wars films starting in 2015.  New movies will follow every few years.  Allow a moment for that factoid to sink in.  That's right episode 7 will be gracing theaters in less than three years.
     But who better to give a response to this avalanche a change than the man himself:

“For the past 35 years, one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next, It’s now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers. I’ve always believed that Star Wars could live beyond me, and I thought it was important to set up the transition during my lifetime. I’m confident that with Lucasfilm under the leadership of Kathleen Kennedy, and having a new home within the Disney organization, Star Wars will certainly live on and flourish for many generations to come. Disney’s reach and experience give Lucasfilm the opportunity to blaze new trails in film, television, interactive media, theme parks, live entertainment, and consumer products.”

       I am in awe of what this could actually mean for the Star Wars franchise.  Finally we are going to get creative minds other than George Lucas to bring their considerable talents to his world.  The possibilities are endless.  It sounds like George expects Star Wars to exist long after he's dead and buried.  Quite honestly I could see Star Wars films becoming somewhat of a James Bond like situation, where movies, television, etc are constantly passed on to a new generation.  A theme park?  Are you kidding me?  I would be all over that!  (Well if my wife lets me go.  Just kidding babe.)  And believe me with the multitude of novels, short stories, and comic books that have emerged in the last two decades there is virtually no end to source material.
     Which brings up an interesting point when it comes to the proposed movies.  Will these films follow the Star Wars novels that have emerged overtime, novels that George Lucas himself had to approve.  Disney execs who go in a different direction are bound to incur the ire of Star Wars fans.  Moreover, what would be the time frame for these movies?  Most of the actors involved in the original trilogy are too old to be a part of anything less than two decades after the fact.  And what if they don't want to be part of it?  Will new actors be cast for these iconic roles.  So many questions to consider.
     Also what of the proposed fifth Indiana Jones film.  Will this now move in a different direction?  Again I'm sure there are plenty of creative talents chomping at the bit to bring a new Indy adventure to the screen.  This action by Disney gives them the power to cast any director they want without George Lucas's approval.  Would Harrison Ford still want to be a part of it?  Who should direct the film?  For that matter who should direct the next Star Wars?  Again more questions than answers.
     Oh and in case you are wondering 20th Century Fox will not be producing any of these movies.  Also if you are scoring at home, Disney now owns Lucasfilm Ltd AND Marvel.  At this point I think if Disney Ceo Bog Iger ran for President he's win in a landslide next Tuesday.  
     Personally, I think this news is fantastic and I am so stoked to see what direction Disney will go.  Unlike Han Solo I don't "have a bad feeling about this." 

Review: Taken 2



Plot:  It's several months after the events of Taken and operative Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) and his daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) are finding it difficult to assimilate back into normal life.  Bryan drowns himself in work with an obsessive like demeanor, while Kim is so haunted by the events in Paris that she finds it difficult to even drive.  In an effort to clear away the wreckage and inject some joy into their lives, Bryan invites Kim and his ex-wife Lenore (Famke Janssen) to join him in exotic Istanbul.  Unfortunately, the relatives of the Albanians Bryan killed in the first film have different plans.  Led by Albanian Mafia chief Murad (Rade Serbedzija), the vengeful group will stop at nothing to destroy everything and everyone Bryan loves.

Review:  Uninspired and derivative, Taken 2 is a tawdry and pale shadow of its innovative predecessor.  Reminiscent of such terrible action sequels as Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Taken 2 fails to inspire any real attachment to its characters, electing to go with spectacle rather than substance.
     Luc Beeson and and Robert Mark Kamen's weak and choppy script starts out with a plausible premise:  the family members of the people Bryan killed in the first film seeking revenge.  After that the plot becomes surprisingly far fetched.  I mean come on?!  You're really going to invite your daughter and ex-wife to Istanbul, which no offense to Istanbul, isn't in the best part of the world geographically.  With everything that happened in Paris, why would you put your daughter in harm's way in a city that is exponentially more dangerous?  Couple this with Kim's suddenly NASCAR like driving skills in a car chase scene halfway through the movie, and you'll begin to understand how quickly the plot points lose the thread of credibility.
     Director Oliver Megaton (yes that's his real name) is no stranger to action films having done Columbiana and The Transporter 3, and like both of those films Megaton relies almost solely on explosions, fights, chase scenes, and blood to do his talking.  Gone are the intense dialogue scenes from the first film that counterbalanced the remarkable action sequences.  Instead action predominates with little room for character development.  To his credit the action and fight sequences are excellent.  The car chase scenes in particular are riveting.  Unfortunately this can't make up for Megaton's choppy and inconsistent direction.
     Neeson has become adept over the years at playing the gruff, brooding, and intense tour de force they we've grown to love.  Taken 2 is no exception.  Neeson once again brings a hard-boiled edge to Mills, however it's more of the same with no real development or growth from the first film.  Maggie Grace's character Kim does exhibit a strength and perseverance not found in the original, although at times her character became exasperating to watch.  As for Famke Jansen, well she was just kind of there for the ride.
     If all your interests lie in a mindless two hours of action and escape, Taken 2 will hold some appeal.  For those out there who loved the nuanced and layered thriller of  Taken you will probably be extremely disappointed.  I suggest you just leave it.

My rating:  4/10